Chicago Matadors: Adam's Personal Profile
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Full name:
Adam McKinney
Nickname:
Major Girth
Age/Birthday:
23 / April 17
Home Town:
Oak Lawn
Occupation:
Cook at Jesse’s Tavern
Marital Status:
Single, but a double or triple cheeseburger will do
Education:
U.C.L.A. University Closest to Lagrange Avenue
Hair Color:
Bulls Red
Eye Color:
Blue
Height/Weight:
6 ft 3 beans
Waist/Pant Size:
Equator
Birthmarks/Tattoos:
Just my pretty face
Criminal Record:
Accused of stealing all the food at family BBQ’s
Favorite animal to eat:
Old McDonald's entire farm
Favorite midnight snack:
El Gallo steak burrito
Best Buffet:
Buffet City on 87th and Cicero
Most prized possession:
My dancing feet
Boxers or Briefs:
Captain Commando
Greatest Accomplishment:
Breaking the elevator in Greece
Pet Peeves:
Ignorance
Dream Job:
Being a Matador
Celeb I most resemble:
David Hasselhoff because of our man boobs
Female celeb I’d most like to meet:
Alyssa Milano
Most embarrassing moment:
Breaking the elevator in Greece
Three words that most describe me:
Maxed to Capacity
I feel sexiest when:
When I look down and see a food stain on my shirt
My idea of a romantic evening:
Polish Sausage, Beer, and a Bulls game
My best physical feature:
My keg not a six pack for a belly
I am a Big Bulls fan because:
I stuck with them like BBQ sauce sticks to your fingers
Best advice or quote:
Please don’t feed the hungry Red Headed Matador
