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Albert
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    Full name:
    Albert Cruz

    Nickname:
    Big Al the Ladies Pal

    Age/Birthday:
    41 /August 10

    Hometown:
    Chi Town

    Occupation:
    Bus Operator

    Marital Status:
    Happily married 2 years, married for12

    Education:
    Huh!

    Hair Color:
    Brown

    Eye Color:
    Brown

    Height/Weight:
    5’9” / 289 lbs.

    Waist/Pant size:
    Hefty

    Tattoos/Birthmarks:
    Cindy Crawford mole on my ankle

    Criminal Record:
    Egged cop cars for Halloween then offered to eat ‘em

    Favorite Animal to eat:
    Pig

    Favorite Midnight Snack:
    Ding Dongs and Dr. Pepper.

    Best Buffet:
    One that’s open 24 hours

    Most Prized Possession:
    My feet

    Boxers or Briefs:
    Thong Matadors

    Greatest Accomplishment:
    Finishing the left side of the menu at Denny’s

    Pet Peeves:
    Salads

    Dream Job:
    International Man of Mystery

    Celebrity you most resemble:
    Fred Flintstone

    Female celebrity you’d most like to meet:
    Rosie O’Donnell

    Most embarrassing moment:
    All 4 years of high school

    Three words that describe me are:
    Lovely Little Flower

    I feel sexiest when:
    The lights are off!

    My idea of a romantic evening is…
    Dinner, Dancing and Dessert, then coming home and telling my wife about it.

    My best physical feature is…
    My MoJo

    I am a Big Bulls fan because…
    I ain’t petite!

    Best advice or Quote…
    “Life is like a Box of Chocolates….”