Chicago Matadors: Kirby's Personal Profile
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Full name:
Kirby Van Vliet
Nickname:
Kirbinator X
Age:
35
Hometown:
Hammond, IN
Occupation:
Community Relations/Promotions/Marketing
Marital status:
Still searching for “The One”
Education:
The streets G!
Hair color:
Clear
Eye color:
Hazel
Height/weight:
5’11” / .16 ton
Waist/pant size:
Circus Tent
Tattoos/birthmarks:
Maybe I have a tattoo OF a birthmark
Criminal record:
I prefer CD’s
Favorite animal to eat:
If you bread it and fry it, I’ll eat it
Favorite midnight snack:
The best 10 cents can buy – Ramen Noodles
Best buffet:
Golden Corral is like Mecca for fat people
Most prize possession:
My winning personality
Boxers or brief:
Either or neither, depends on my mood
Greatest accomplishments:
Sharing a Stage with Regis Philbin on America’s Got Talent
Pet peeves:
Weight Limits
Dream Job:
Taste tester
Celebrity you most resemble:
I’m like a fat Ghandi
Female celebrity you’d most like to meet:
Helen Hunt
Most embarrassing moment:
Not being able to finish dessert
Three words that best describe you:
Dinner is served
I feel sexiest when:
When the dinner bell rings
My idea of a romantic evening:
Watching Dinner, dancing, more dinner
My best physical feature is:
My face
I am a big bulls fan because:
See height and weight above
Best advice or quote:
“Where’s the food at?”
