Chicago Matadors: Mike's Personal Profile
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Full name:
Michael J. O’Malley
Nickname:
Ham Hocks
Age/Birthday:
32
Hometown:
Chicago
Occupation:
Automotive Engineer
Marital Status:
Married
Education:
Hooked on Phonics Worked for Me
Hair Color:
Freckled Skin
Eye Color:
Brown
Height / Weight:
5’11” / 399.99999
Waist / Pant Size:
Massive / Massive
Tattoos / Birthmarks:
Do stretch marks count???
Criminal Record:
I am in the witness protection program, if I tell ya they would have to kill ya.
Favorite Animal to Eat:
All of them
Favorite Midnight Snack:
Oreos and Milk
Best Buffet:
Apple Holler Breakfast Buffet in Wisconsin
Most Prized Possesion:
Tivo, Tivo, Tivo
Boxers or Briefs:
None
Greatest Accomplishment:
Becoming a Matador
Pet Peeves:
I didn’t know my pet had peeves…Is there a cure?
Dream Job:
Being a Luvabull... ha ha ha... think I have the legs for it???
Celebrity you Most Resemble:
Peter Griffin
Female Celebrity you’d Most Like to Meet:
Betty Crocker & Aunt Jemima
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Not being able to finish dinner
Three Words that Describe Me Are:
Big, Sweaty, Hungry
I Feel Sexiest When:
I finish off my 72oz Porter House from Ruth’s Chris
My Idea of a Romantic Evening is:
Bucket of Ribs and a two liter of Pop
My Best Physical Feature is:
My belly. It's bought and paid for.
I am a BIG Bulls fan because:
I'm BIG... DUH !!!!!!!!
Best Advice or Quote:
I’m bringing sexy back... with my sweaty back...
